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Total Medals Earned: 1,021 (From 173 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,295 Points

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Drawing Grounds

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)

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Junior Artist 5 Points

Finished your first drawing.

Messenger 5 Points

Notified someone after taking your turn.

Randomizer 5 Points

Started a game with a random user.

Umad? 5 Points

Found the hidden troll face.

Sketcher 10 Points

Reach a score of at least 10.

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The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 8/16 (250/495 points)

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

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Theia

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/495 points)

Bubba Slap 10 Points

Feel the Bubba-Wrath!

Spider Food 25 Points

Feed your enemy a healthy snack!

Piggy PWN 10 Points

Get totally pwnd by the Piggy

Gotcha 25 Points

Be an easy target!

Lame Score 25 Points

Come on, you can do better than this!

Great Score 50 Points

You've done well my child

Scare the Boss 50 Points

Even tough guys can run away

Beat the Game 100 Points

Save Theia!

God Score 100 Points

The Heavens must have gifted you way too much

Piggy Wiggy 100 Points

Meet the final boss

This is Madness 2010

Medals Earned: 3/14 (40/375 points)

Hotdog? No thank you 5 Points

Politely decline

Defeat Clown 10 Points

Defeat Clown

Defeat Sheriff 25 Points

Defeat Sheriff

One hotdog please 5 Points

Politely accept

Shh... It's a secret 5 Points

Find the secret spot

So what's new in 2010? 5 Points

Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...

Smith. Agent Smith. 10 Points

Kill 50 agents (in one session)

This is blasphemy! 10 Points

Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)

Back from the dead 25 Points

Kill 10 zombies (in one session)

I thought their blood was green... 25 Points

Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)

Defeat Savior 50 Points

Defeat Savior

Hoarder 50 Points

Stockpile 500 points

Weapon Master 50 Points

Buy all weapons

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Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 4/9 (40/270 points)

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Tiny Dangerous Dungeons

Medals Earned: 7/10 (250/500 points)

Knife Thrower 25 Points

Find the Throwing Knives!

Power Pusher 25 Points

Find the Power Glove!

Treasure Taker 25 Points

Find the Treasure Key!

Water Walker 25 Points

Find the Water Walk Boots!

Fruit Finder 50 Points

Find the 1st Life Fruit!

Health Hoarder 50 Points

Find the 2nd Life Fruit!

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Reach the Treasure Chamber!

Danger Dodger 50 Points

Finish the game without dying once

Statue Shunner 100 Points

Finish the game without using a single Save Statue

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Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)