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Total Medals Earned: 1,021 (From 173 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,295 Points

Berzerk Ball 2

Medals Earned: 5/25 (35/885 points)

One small step for a geek... 5 Points

Reach 40,000 Distance.

Total Noob 5 Points

Get your team to level 5.

What's the hurry? 5 Points

Reach 400 Speed.

Major League 10 Points

Reach 100,000 Distance.

Regular Noob 10 Points

Get your team to level 10.

Adrian 5 Points

Get 6 Challenge Medals.

Appolo 10 Points

Get 9 Challenge Medals.

Turbo Nerd 10 Points

Reach 600 Speed.

Col. Mustard 25 Points

[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...

Drago 25 Points

Get 12 Challenge Medals.

Fat and Furious 25 Points

Reach 700 Speed.

Hercule Poirot 25 Points

One is Silver and the other's Gold...

Homerunesque 25 Points

Reach 200,000 Distance.

Lt. Colombo 25 Points

Geek ain't no dev'...

Sherlock Holmes 25 Points

Girls around the world...

Still a little Noobish 25 Points

Get your team to level 15.

Theo Kojak 25 Points

Rough way back...

Not a Noob anymore...almost 50 Points

Get your team to level 20

Rocky 50 Points

Get 15 Challenge Medals

So far, so Geek 50 Points

Reach 350,000 Distance.

What just passed by? 50 Points

Reach 800 Speed.

Alright, you're good...Damn Cheater! 100 Points

Get your team to level 25.

It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's PWNED!!! 100 Points

Reach 500,000 Distance.

TCB in a Flash 100 Points

Reach 900 Speed.

Tiger whom Rocky has the eye of 100 Points

Get 18 Challenge Medals.

Blob's Adventure

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/130 points)

Tricked Traps Level 5 10 Points

Trick all the traps in level 5.

Tricked Traps Level 1 5 Points

Trick all the traps in level 1.

Tricked Traps Level 3 5 Points

Trick all the traps in level 3.

Tricked Traps Level 4 5 Points

Trick all the traps in level 4.

Broke The Engine 10 Points

Find the secret room and break the engine!

Tricked Traps Level 2 10 Points

Trick all the traps in level 2.

Tricked Traps Level 9 10 Points

Trick all the traps in level 9.

Tricked Traps Level 8 25 Points

Trick all the traps in level 8. There are 2 traps.

Conglaturation 50 Points

Beat the game.

Bullet Audyssey

Medals Earned: 17/19 (365/395 points)

It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.

Planet Sars 5 Points

Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Reach a max overcharge combo.

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox

Planet Penos 25 Points

Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.

The Malky Way 25 Points

Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Beat every stage in the game (including credits).

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Maximum Power 25 Points

Reach the maximum level.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Bullet Heaven

Medals Earned: 13/32 (165/600 points)

Boom 5 Points

Use a bomb for the first time.

Stray Bullets 5 Points

Get killed with no enemies on screen.

Counter Attack 10 Points

Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.

I Like Swords 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Matt.

Killer 10 Points

Kill 3000 enemies in total.

Pew Pew Pew 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Lance.

Power Up 10 Points

Fully upgrade any stat.

Shields On 10 Points

Collect 100 power ups in total.

Shooter 10 Points

Kill 300 enemies in total.

Sniper 10 Points

Kill 1000 enemies in total.

Bronze Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.

Gold Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.

Silver Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.

500k 10 Points

Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.

Angel Wings 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Natalie.

Bullet Hell 10 Points

Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.

Gold Farmer 10 Points

Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.

Max Power 10 Points

Fully upgrade all stats

Millionaire 10 Points

Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.

Punching Bag 10 Points

Get hit 100 times in total.

Slayer 10 Points

Kill 10000 enemies in total.

Stars Everywhere 10 Points

Play 10 levels as NoLegs.

Tree Hugger 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Anna.

Ultimate Blade 10 Points

Kill 25 enemies instantly.

Bullet Master 25 Points

Complete all bonus levels.

Pacifism 25 Points

Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.

Platinum Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.

The End 25 Points

Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.

3 Heart Challenge 50 Points

Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.

Mass Murderer 50 Points

Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.

Diamond Badge 100 Points

Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Call of 'Doody'

Medals Earned: 5/9 (25/185 points)

Electric Jump Rope x10 5 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times

Fatal Diarrhea 5 Points

Poop Yourself to Death

Kentucky Fried Pigeon 5 Points

Get Electrocuted

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Electric Jump Rope x20 10 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times

Doody Assassin 25 Points

Cause a Car Crash with your Doody

Electric Jump Rope x30 25 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times

#1 Pooper 100 Points

Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.

Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/150 points)

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Chibi Knight

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)

Dragon-slayer 5 Points

Beat Island Beast

Furball-slayer 10 Points

Beat Canyon Beast

Chibi-mage 10 Points

Get all 4 spells

Demon-slayer 25 Points

Defeat Demon Beast

Speed-runner 25 Points

Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Worthy-chibi 25 Points

Defeat all 3 knights

Grinder 50 Points

Level up everything to level 8

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard